Dear Chain Mail Sender,
I know that you feel it is important for your ongoing financial success/life expectancy to send me every chain email that you receive, I would like to politely request/rudely tell you to stop sending them to me. While I am not apathetic by any means towards cute baby animals/racial intolerance I do not agree that things will be made better through html/continual annoyance. If I choose to tell someone about my love for our miliary/best friend, I'll do it face to face. I also have to disagree with your stance that blessings from God/good luck are equal to how many others I forward this email to. So what I'm trying to say is please stop sending me emails/texts about the latest conspiracy theory/religious revelation that you've seen/heard of, because I am not interested/don't care.
Thank you
Me
P.S. Tell 10 friends about this blog or you will die in the next 90 years.
11 years ago
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